Nosebleeds and Palmtrees : January 2015

Granted there hasn't been a women's Burberry show in a while but I am still vibing Burberry so here we are. Enjoy.

Try and ignore my spam head.

I sliped a few selfie's in there for you, ENJOY!

TTFN X

Fakes are my forte, Its what I love and specialise in. Just as Einstein specilised in Science I specialise in finding dupes! Granted I might not be as well recognised as Einstein (but hay my views are going up every day. Get in thereeee) but I still like to think of myself as a fake expert.

So what is new to my collection of forgery's ? The Juste un Clou Bracelet or as I so loving call it the 'Nail Bangle'

Anyways heres the photos~

I Also was playing around with styling it and I like to wear a watch with it like thisssssss

But you know do what you want it is a free county y'all

TTFN X

Btw I got mine for Ali express - its like the ultimate market for dupes. I love it!

Zip up high necked tops (mouthful) were one of the main items in the topshop spring summer collection, so when I saw one in topshop the other day I GRABBED THAT BISH UP BEFORE ANYONE ELSE COULD TAKE IT. I felt like a mad woman but there was only a couple left so I made a grab for it. The struggles of the fashion loving female I tell you.

This is the outfit that I was inspired by,

My outfit

Top- Topshop
Jeans- Forever 21
Shoes&Necklace- Primark

A very dark outfit for a very dark soul.

TTFN X

Unless you haven't been 'keeping up with the Kardashians' Kim Kardashian is realising a new 'selfie book' at first hearing this news I can imagine a lot of people are like 'dafuck it is literally a book of HER FACE!?! AGAIN?!' But I think fair enough, good for her she is stunning! So this post is dedicated to becoming Kim Kardashian (well trying as hard as I can).

Make up

Bronzed face. Long eyelashes. Flawless face. This is how I tried to achieve this look.

Primer for some kickass Pore less Skin

Extra flawnesses with foundation.

No Kim Kardashian routine is complete without concealer

Then Contour the absolute SH*T Out of your face

And Highlight

Draw on some dark ass brows

Kim K hasn't been going for the dark eyeshadow lately just long lashes so just a little wash of brown on the lid with some eyeliner

I Don't have naturally long lashes so gotta use them falsies

I used this crazy little device to stick them to my eye

Make up - complete

Hair

Gotta go slicked back (Its the easiest one to copy)

I wet the front of my hair and blow dried it backwards (does that make sense?)

Back comb the crap out of it

Moose it till it is as hard as a rock, wind won't messing my hair up.

Done!

Outfit

When Pretending to be Kim Kardashian your best bet is to ~~post~~ wear nudes or show off some boobage, I choose the second,

All- Missguided

Phew! That was a long one, who knew It took so many steps to become Kimmy K?!

TTFN X

I promised I would tell you and here it is...

When I saw this lipstick I had little in my bank that I was meant to be saving for food, But food got knocked down to second priority, why? let me show you why.